War Hits Bitcoin, The Jane Street SLAM Theory & Why This Weekly Close Actually Matters

Join Guy and Nic for another week of crypto news as they break down one of the most turbulent weeks in recent memory. From Bitcoin's wild price swings and the Jane Street manipulation conspiracy taking over Crypto Twitter, to the US and Israel striking Iran and what it all means for markets — nothing is off the table. They'll also be covering the biggest stories in crypto including Coinbase launching stock trading, Vitalik dumping ETH, the Gaza stablecoin controversy, and what the looming Nonfarm Payrolls data could mean for Bitcoin going forward. Drop your questions and sentiment in the chat — and don't forget to smash that like button! ~~~~~ 🛒 Get The Hottest Crypto Deals 👉 www.coinbureau.com/deals/ ♣️ Join The Coin Bureau Club 👉 hub.coinbureau.com/ 📱 Coin Bureau Telegram 👉 t.me/CoinBureau 💥 Coin Bureau Discord 👉 go.coinbureau.com/cb-discord 🎥 Coin Bureau Twitch 👉 www.twitch.tv/coin_bureau 📲 Insider Info in our Socials 👉 www.coinbureau.com/socials/ 🔥 TOP Crypto TIPS In our Newsletter 👉 www.coinbureau.com/newsletters/ 💸 Coin Bureau Finance Channel 👉    / @financebureauofficial   ⭐ More Coin Bureau Channel 👉    / @coinbureaupodcast   📈 Coin Bureau Trading Channel 👉    / @coinbureautrading   🐥 Coin Bureau X Account 👉 x.com/coinbureau 🐥 Coin Bureau Trading X Account 👉 x.com/CoinBureauTr 🐥 Louis X Account 👉 x.com/louisraskin ~~~~~ 🔥OUR BRAND PARTNERS🔥 📈Bitget up to 50K USDT Deposit Bonus & GetAgent Plus Trial (Exclusive AI-powered Trading Assistant) 👉 go.coinbureau.com/bitget-getagent 📊Join Toobit for 100K USDT Bonus and 50% Lifetime Fee Discount 👉 go.coinbureau.com/toobit-coinbureau ~~~~~ 📺 Essential Videos 📺 Last Week’s Crypto News 👉 youtube.com/live/rOqUpiDupew ~~~~~ 0:00 Intro – War hits Bitcoin & why this weekly close matters 0:33 Show overview – Jane Street SLAM theory, war & market volatility 1:04 Broadcasting from UAE – focusing on markets, not politics 3:30 AI “doom report” shocks markets – viral research sparks selloff 4:23 Trump’s record speech – no Bitcoin mention surprises crypto 5:59 Bitcoin rebounds toward $68K – midweek relief rally explained 6:22 Terraform Labs vs Jane Street – manipulation lawsuit headlines 7:08 Nvidia earnings reaction – AI bubble fears vs strong results 8:14 Citi & TradFi adoption – making Bitcoin “bankable” 8:59 Hot inflation data (PPI) – why crypto markets sold off 11:48 Bitcoin technical analysis – 6 red weekly closes & momentum loss 12:35 Key levels to watch – $58K support & triangle breakout setup 15:34 Middle East war escalation – US & Israel strikes Iran 18:19 Strait of Hormuz explained – global oil supply risk 19:16 Oil spike & safe-haven trades – gold, commodities and inflation fears 21:20 Bitcoin reaction to war – why crypto fell instead of acting as a hedge 22:48 Market stability discussion – leverage already flushed from crypto 24:26 What happens next – volatility outlook for stocks, crypto & commodities 25:53 Jane Street explained – who they are & Terra/LUNA collapse accusations 27:29 The “10:00am SLAM” theory – crypto Twitter’s latest villain 28:59 ETF market mechanics – authorized participants & price distortions 30:15 How Bitcoin ETFs really impact price discovery 31:37 Debunking manipulation claims – why one firm can’t control Bitcoin 33:43 Market psychology – crypto’s tendency to search for villains 34:12 TA with Louis – cycle timing theory & crypto market bottom signals 35:31 Historical cycle comparison – 2018 vs 2022 bear market bottoms 36:55 Capitulation events – what a true Bitcoin bottom looks like 38:17 When to go “all in” – price structure and floor breakdown theory 39:19 Current outlook – bearish structure vs bullish candles (50/50 market) 40:42 Tweets of the week – AI, quantum computing & market FUD cycle 41:49 Insider trading investigation hype – crypto speculation reactions 43:55 Bitcoin vs gold debate – Saylor vs Schiff narrative 44:16 Week ahead preview – DeepSeek AI launch & key macro data to watch ~~~~~ 📜 Disclaimer 📜 The information contained herein is for informational purposes only. Nothing herein shall be construed to be financial, legal, or tax advice. The content of this video is solely the opinions of the speaker who is not a licensed financial advisor or registered investment advisor. Trading cryptocurrencies poses considerable risk of loss. The speaker does not guarantee any particular outcome. #Bitcoin #Crypto #Altcoins