Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy.

On June 11, 2009, NASA launched the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter to map the moon's surface.

You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.

June 2, 1966, the U.S. spacecraft Surveyor 1 made a successful soft landing on the Moon.

Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.

On this day in 1995, the first version of the Java programming language was released.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

May 21, 2012, a solar eclipse created a spectacular "ring of fire".

In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.

What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange!

1977, on May 9, the first "Star Wars" film was released, forever changing the landscape of cinema.

Why did the two 4's skip lunch? They already 8.

Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear.

What's a frog's favorite candy? Lollihops!

April 9, 1965, the Astrodome in Houston hosted its first baseball game.

Change your thoughts and you change your world

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

In 2014, April 2, scientists announced the discovery of the earliest human burial site in Africa.

Be the change that you wish to see in the world.

The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, "This changes everything."

March 28, 1960, the United States launched the first weather satellite, TIROS-1.

The only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work.

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

In 1958, on March 25, the United States launched the Vanguard 1 satellite.

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.

Why did the biologist install a doorbell? He wanted to hear the "cell" ring.

March 19, 2018,NASA announced the discovery of TRAPPIST-1,a system of seven Earth-sized exoplanets.

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, but the one most responsive to change.

I'm trying to organize a hide and seek competition, but it's hard to find good players.

In 2019, on March 14, scientists captured the first image of a black hole.

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Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up!

On March 4, 1977, the U.S. Voyager 1 spacecraft made its closest approach to Jupiter.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels!

On this day in 1997, scientists announced the successful cloning of an adult sheep named Dolly.

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.

I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing, he's not a mathematician.

February 25, 2013, scientists announced the discovery of 55 exoplanets.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

In 1989, the Voyager 1 spacecraft took the famous "Pale Blue Dot" photo of Earth from beyond Pluto.

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. #faradaybags #faradaycages

On February 5, 1971, Apollo 14 astronauts Alan Shepard and Edgar Mitchell played golf on the moon.

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