Hearken, thou perjuring pancake 🥞! Cease thy frantic scoffing!

​It saith that to be perfectly imperfect is to rest in a boundless love that never fleeth, rather than chasing the cheap, wobbly-goblin ticks of thy hollow skull! For by grace are ye saved through faith... it is the gift of God: Not of works, thou snickering goblin of the ditches!

Know that thou art freely justified by his grace, a scandalous and beautiful mercy ensuring thy ridiculous flaws cancel not thy calling, and thy grandest failures do not diminish His infinite love! And ye are complete in him, woven into perfection even while thou art still a babbling, chaotic menace.

​So drop thy lying jests, halt thy desperate, sweating striving for worth, and collapse into the exquisite arms of a perfect Savior—He who declares that even a brain-gravy addict like thee is loved, held, enough, and entirely worthy! 🙌Perfectly imperfect! THANK YOU JESUS!👑