🤍Tum se achha kaun hai…❣️dil ne search kiya, result not found. 😜❤️

🫣Gallan goriyan de❣️vich toye,sanu vekh ke kaiyan de hosh vi khoye.🫣🔥

🔥Kanch ajje vi hathan ch mere🔥chubeya peya, te tera naam🔥ajje vi dil ch likheya peya. 🥀

🔥Aa meri jaan,🔥main tujhe apni jaan rakh du🔥Baaki sab ko kahani,🔥tujhe apni dastaan rakh du.🔥

Das ki kara, entry naal hi scene set ho janda. 👑

😌 Manchali hoon janab, har kisi ke samajh ki baat nahi✨

😜Badi ajeeb si ho tum…🫣Original cheezein hamesha thodi alag hi hoti hain.✨

Zindagi k natak me ek hota hai nayak aur ek hota hai khalnayak❣️main kon hu, ye tum decide kar lo.

😂Piyo aur pilao…par phone ka password kisi ko mat batao.”😜

🔥Agar koi meri burai karta hua dikh jaye…to samajh jana, meri entry abhi bhi usko yaad hai.”

“Koyal boli Kuuuu… maine bola challenge accepted! 😂🐦”

Hum to mast rehte hain, aur haters attendance lagate rehte hain. 🤭

Pone 2 baj rahe hain… ⏰Sharif log so chuke hain,ab sirf hum aur hamare jaise hi bache hain. 😂🔥

Tune mujhe yaad kiya hai? 😏Lagta hai meri yaadon ne aaj fir tujhe sone nahi diya… 🤭✨

🫣Zara si dil me jagah tu de de… 🤭 Bahar “No Vacancy” ka board bahut dino se dekh rahe hain.😉

😜Sapne me pura Instagram hila diya tha… 😎Subah dekha to reel draft me padi thi. 😂

10 June 2026

Isliye hi single hai tu…🥰Kyuki tujhe girlfriend nahi, fan following chahiye!🥰

😏 “Oo ho… message aa gaya kya? Naam usi ka hai na jiska wait tha? 🤭”

🤍Chai peene chaloge mere saath…🤍☕🤍Warning: Ek cup chai ke baad dil bhi maang sakte ho! 😜❤️

Bengali samajhne wale zara idhar aao…Lyrics sahi boli ya bas yuhi tha Comment karke sach sach batao.

💚Miss taan zaroor karenga,💚kyunki asli piece baar-baar nahi milda. 😎

“I Love You bolna aasaan hai… par Dimpal ko bhool pana namumkin. 😏✨”

“Shaadi ka iraada hai to sabr bhi rakho… Dimpal itni jaldi haan nahi bolti. 😏✨” 💕

Yaad to hum Madhuri Dixit ko bhi karte hain… milna to door, reply bhi nahi aata! 🤣

Guru ji ajmaine 12 ghante wait kra apka ab reply aaye ya na aaye, sabr ka award to milna chahiye! 🏆

🤭 Guru ji, main gutka khati hu…🤍husband kehte hain, “Tum ek hi piece ho!”

Bhagwan ka diya hua sab kuch hai… par Majnu ki EMI abhi tak chal rahi hai! 😆

Guru Ji se ilaaj karwane gaye the… 🤭Par unhone bimari kam, comedy zyada kar di!😂🔥

🧡Loki mainu kehnde bewafa…🧡Par kise ne eh ni puchya, kinne vaar asi tutt ke vi muskraaye aa.💔

🤍Guru ji, mera chappal chori ho gaya…🤍itna bhi famous hona theek nahi. 🤭

🤍Main bhi wahi ka ticket katva lu…🤍jahan se wapas aane ka mann hi na kare. ✨

🤍Guru ji,🤍hum aapse milna chah rahe the… 🙏Par aapke darshan bhi lottery lagne jaise ho gaye. 😂

🤍Pyar kiya to nibhana padega…🤍Mohabbat adhuri chhod dena hamari fitrat nahi.

🤍Dil ho ya daant…🤍Mazboot hone chahiye,warna log aur chane dono tod dete hain! 😂👌

Mujhe aankhein mat dikhao… 👀Warna tumhari akad aur meri muskaan,dono ka hisaab ho jayega… 🔥

Tainu kar du police hawale…🚔Kasoor ena ae, dil ch ghus ke baitha ae bina permission de.🤍❤️

🤍Te tu 21 saal da Par sohniya,🤍age chhoti teri ae,par line’an vaddiyan marda ae✨

😊 Khush rehne ka yahi tareeka hai…Na kisi se zyada umeed rakho, na kisi ki baat dil se lagao.✨❣️

Main miss call na du kisi ko… ☎️😂Par naam mera dekhte hi log online aa jaate hain. 😜✨

💚Ishq ka raja hu…💚👑aur meri mohabbat me dhokhe ki entry banned hai💚😌

Kala til tera…🤍✨ar yo chhota sa til na,ghane bade-bade dilan ne ghaya kar rakhe se 😍🔥

Jitna tum apne aap ko hoshiyar samjhte ho na… 😏ek din apni hi chaal me fas jaoge 💯

💙Ki gal hai… koi nhi💙par gall na hove na…💙taan din adhura jeha lagda ae 💭💙

“Tu itna kala kyu hai…? 😏Chocolate lagta hai… bas wrapper missing hai 🍫🤣”

“Main tumpe lattu ho gyi 😏Aur tum ho ki abhi bhi ‘kuch nahi hai’ bol rahe ho 😂❤️”

💚“Ek hi kitab ko 2 baar padhna…💚ab author se personal dushmani ho gayi 😤😂

“Dil pr rakh kr hath ye keh do hm se pyar nhi hai”🌙fir har jagah meri hi kami mehsoos kyu hoti hai?