Nimesh Patel

If you're one of these dorks that sends these kinds of messages please unsubscribe and go to temple and pray for me I need the help and remember to tip your priest on the way out and don't forget that ‪@jayshetty‬ wrote the original Bhagavad Gita. On the road eventually inshallah sign up here to get first notice punchup.live/nimeshpatel/signup thank you

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 1,268

Nimesh Patel

My 5 year run of being on the road concludes at Beacon Theater in NYC on May 1st. Just recorded my netflix special - now time to rest for a long long time. Come on out - tickets at Findingnimesh.com

1 month ago | [YT] | 307

Nimesh Patel

Tell Kash I got there first. Netflix taping this weekend in Washington DC. NYC, Toronto, Texas, & more too. Findingnimesh.com for tickets.

1 month ago | [YT] | 1,065

Nimesh Patel

The reviews are in. Five Liberal Orgasm Moans. Come get some. Netflix taping soon. And tell your friends they can have some too. Tickets at findingnimesh.com. Here's where I'll be:

APRIL
Sacramento, CA
San Francisco, CA
Albany, NY
Syracuse, NY
New Brunswick, NJ
Charlotte, NC
Cleveland, OH
Detroit, MI
Washington, DC (netflix taping)
Houston, TX
Dallas, TX
Austin, TX
Toronto, ON


MAY
New York, NY

1 month ago | [YT] | 1,432

Nimesh Patel

Hey all, happy to announce I'm taping my Netflix special in Washington DC, April 18 and April 19th at the historic Lincoln Theater. Tix at findingnimesh.com.

I'll also be in these places. Hope to see you. Again, tix at findingnimesh.com


Albany, NY
Appleton, WI
Atlanta, GA
Austin, TX
Birmingham, AL
Boston, MA
Chicago, IL
Cleveland, OH
Dallas, TX
Detroit, MI
Houston, TX
Huntsville, AL
Louisville, KY
Madison, WI
Minneapolis, MN
New Brunswick, NJ
New York, NY
Philadelphia, PA
Portland, OR
Sacramento, CA
San Francisco, CA
Seattle, WA
Syracuse, NY
Toronto, ON
Vancouver, BC

2 months ago | [YT] | 1,451

Nimesh Patel

NEW TOUR: With All Due Disrespect - on sale now!

Findingnimesh.com for dates & tickets! All new material, my favorite jokes yet, some of which will be headed to Netflix. Come through! 

Pre-Sale ends tonight at midnight! Use early access code: DISRESPECT
On sale Dec 5

2026: Albany, Appleton, Atlanta, Austin, Birmingham, Boston, Buffalo, Chicago, Cleveland, Dallas, Detroit, Honolulu, Houston, Huntsville, Irvine, Louisville, Los Angeles, Madison, Miami, Milwaukee, Minneapolis, New Brunswick, New York, Philadelphia, Sacramento, San Antonio, San Diego, San Francisco, Seattle, Syracuse, Toronto, Vancouver, and Washington DC.
Poster by the incredible @marcusrussellprice

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5 months ago | [YT] | 145

Nimesh Patel

Some warmup cities left this December. New cities, new theaters, new hour tour launches this week. Tix and all info at FINDINGNIMESH.COM

5 months ago | [YT] | 32

Nimesh Patel

What a lineup for the Patrice Oneal 2025 benefit put on by Bill Burr. I'll be on the road soon. Come see me. punchup.live/nimeshpatel/tickets

1 year ago | [YT] | 615

Nimesh Patel

Hey, check me out ‪@fallontonight‬

1 year ago | [YT] | 147

Nimesh Patel

Touring now through April 2026. All major cities and some small ones too. Punchup.live/nimeshpatel/tickets

1 year ago | [YT] | 69