Bro is a complete POSER 💀

We are too dummy thick for this wind... 😭💀

Arthur Morgan is the ultimate Lady's Man 🛑

Searching for a dump truck mod for Arthur Morgan... 😭💀

How to bake brownies in Red Dead 2 💀

DOWN N DIRTY DUTCH

Arthur Morgan sunk 67 countries... 🌊🛑

Arthur Morgan caused the San Andreas Fault... 😭💀

Never challenge Arthur Morgan to a twerk off... 😭💀

The REAL reason Arthur Morgan died... 😭💀

Dutch, I think we might be chuds... 🐴🛑

Running for my life like the Gingerbread Man... 😭🏃‍♂️

Why nobody trusts IGN reviews anymore... 😭💀

I met a 'Proud Sigma' in a 1930s detective game... 😭💀

Choking on Round 29 of Exo Zombies... 😭💀

Trying to keep the gaming comms family-friendly... 🤬💀

The classic Call of Duty PC experience... 😭💀

He actually LIKES being locked in a cage 🐭

When the NPC talks trash back to you... 😭💀

Why does this NPC keep calling me MASTER?! 🐭

The ugly vs attractive double standard... 😭💀

When Disney loses the rights to Elsa... 😭💀

When the enemy team abandons their friend... 😭💀

I agreed to an illegal blood sport... 😭👽

The proximity chat in Marathon is completely broken... 💀🎙️

Playing Marathon but we're worried about AI McDonald's... 🍟🤖

I met a god and he runs an Escape Room... 😭👽

Roasting my talking gun's failing marriage 🛑

You need at LEAST 6 clones... 👽

We uncovered a billionaire conspiracy... 😭💀

We went from simping to WAR CRIMES... 😭💀

He confessed to a hit-and-run... 🚗💀

Gold-digging a rich alien in High on Life... 💰💀

I got distracted during a murder investigation... 🤨📸

Playing Smash or Pass with aliens... 👽📸

They are 'ethically' smoking humans now... 💀👽

He tried to take me on a romantic cruise... 😭🚢

This NPC is on massive amounts of COPIUM... 😭🚢

When the co-op callouts get way too SUS... 🤨📸

This NPC called OSHA on a sandcastle... 🏖️💀

He made me sign a verbal NDA... 📜🛑

He literally begged me to stab him... 🔪💀

I found the King of Warcraft... 💀

This NPC held a grudge for 5 YEARS... 🚲💀

Never ask me to watch your bike... 🛑

I found a Troll under the bridge... 🧌💀

The INSANE attention to detail in High on Life... 🤯

The worst parenting in the entire galaxy... 👽💀