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Technoblade Never Dies!

6 days ago | [YT] | 2,223

Team Technoblade

"It's okay to be late, as long as you showed up."
- Sun Tzu, probably

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2 weeks ago | [YT] | 2,117

Team Technoblade

This man's been playing checkers, while I've been farming potatoes, he's through! - Technoblade

Custom AOW graphic by @PeecoA (on X)✔️
Oversized relaxed fit ✔️
We win these ✔️

Preorder now at technoblade.com/

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 6,333

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never reveal the full merch drop in a youtube video. you fool, you moron!

yoink the full collection at technoblade.com. preorder ends June 22nd.

1 month ago | [YT] | 4,585

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Happy 27th Birthday Technoblade!!! o7

Tag us on Instagram, BlueSky, and X and we will repost your beautiful art dedicated to the king. He deserves nothing less. #technobladeneverdies

1 month ago | [YT] | 11,369

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Absolute Cinema. ‪@ming1明一‬ he'd have a big grin on his face o7

1 month ago | [YT] | 4,352

Team Technoblade

Like Sun Tzu once said, "Never reveal your whole merch plan on the first post, you moron, you imbecile"

Introducing the rest of the collection.

⚔️WE WIN THESE ⚔️

Preorder starts Tomorrow, June 1 • 12 PM EST at technoblade.com/

Art of War Playing Cards ($22)
- Custom artwork by ‪@ming1明一‬ (IYKYK)

Art of War Collectors Coin ($30)
- 3" solid antiqued brass (this thing is HEFTY)

Art of War Graphic Tee ($35)
- Artwork by @peeco (peak-o)

Deception, Blade, Victory, King Pullover Hoodie ($65)
- Custom sleeve art by ‪@ming1明一‬

All War Is Deception Zip-Up Hoodie ($68)
- Gold thread embroidery on sleeve

Art of War: Technoblade Edition ($35)
- 22 pages of iconic Techno quotes
- 21 pages of custom artwork by ‪@NStar-k8v‬ , @anmian , @peeco , ‪@cooream‬ , ‪@tasteblast8484‬ , and ‪@ming1明一‬
- Gold gilt edges
- Foreword by ‪@MrTechnodad‬

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1 month ago (edited) | [YT] | 7,329

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Techno's birthday is coming up fast 🥳

Tomorrow, May 30 at 1:30 PM PST / 4:30 PM EST, we'll come together as a community to celebrate the King's special day.

‪@MrTechnodad‬and ‪@imasquidkid‬will be hosting our monthly watch party, featuring the greatest trilogy in YouTube history: The Great Potato War 🥔

Attendance is mandatory.

Make sure your notifications are on.

youtube.com/live/psEe5Q3h9wI

1 month ago | [YT] | 1,872

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Recovered in the ruins of a long lost civilization in the Antarctic, a brass coin, bearing four markings. Translated by scholars, it is believed to say:



Deception.
Blade.
Victory.
King.



While the origins of the coin are unknown, Scholars remain divided on whether these coins were ceremonial currency or, perhaps, proof that a long lost King conquered over all. (Including ancient China)




Be sure to pop open that wallet and buy a piece of history! Preorder starts June 1, 12PM EST at technoblade.com/



(Team Technoblade is not taking any questions regarding how a Chinese coin was discovered in the antarctic at this time)



Limited Edition
3" solid brass
Custom artwork by ‪@ming1明一‬

1 month ago | [YT] | 7,498