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Texas police officer Matthew Luckhurst was fired by San Antonio PD in 2016 after placing poop on bread and leaving it for a homeless man to eat. Despite this and other misconduct issues, he has since been rehired by the Benavides Police Department, where he now serves in uniform.

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I changed it up a little! What do you think?

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Here we go

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Call them out!

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What else do you remember about these days? The party line? How about Late Night Cinemax? The Scrambler to watch PayPerView? Saturday morning cartoons? Good movies like The Gremlins, Robocop, Terminator 2, and Stand By Me?

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Hilariously serious

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The other night I was in a hurry to get home. I was speeding down the freeway when I got pulled over. The trooper said I was driving recklessly and immediately put me in cuffs and in the police car. I told him if I didn’t get to a restroom fast, it wasn’t going to be good. He didn’t care to listen. On the way to the jail, I could no longer hold it so everything just came out. It was messy. I had a bowl of chili beans for dinner, hamburger helper for lunch, and boiled eggs for breakfast. What I didn’t know was that this mixture of food, is what made intestines go into a frenzy that made the gasses extremely pungent. The car smelled like a sewer afterwards. The cop car since then has been sent to the wrecking yard to be destroyed. That’s how bad it was. The trooper threw up and so did the staff when I arrived at the jail. Of course, this is satire, but when nature calls, what are you supposed to do? Isn’t it crazy how many times we all have to use the restroom at any given time? Have a fun day, don’t let anyone get you down. And if you ever get yourself arrested, don’t act like you’re afraid of jail, cops love that. It empowers them when you pout about. Just smile and have fun meeting new friends when you’re there. 🫵😝

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Check this out

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Quick reminder for you tough guys out there. The government is gangster so cut the crap. They are harder than you. They have a loyalty to each other. They have a no snitching policy that makes La Cosa Nostra seem like child’s play. This gang is nation wide. Guess where they get their training!

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