Brofessor Stein

German is a funny language, guys:

Arschgeige - assviolin - a heavy insult

Fußhupe - foot horn - a small dog

Egal wie dicht du bist, Göthe war Dichter. - No matter how drunk you are, Goethe was a poet - Pun: “dichter” also translates to "more drunk”

fuchsteufelswild - foxdevilswild - really angry

Nacktschnecke - Naked snail - slug

Glühwürmchen - glow wormies - fireflies

Streichholz - stroking wood - match

Schadenfreude - damage happiness - the pleasure you feel when others suffer

Fahne - flag - breath smelling of alcohol

Kummerspeck - misery bacon - the fat you gain through comfort food

Glückspilz - luck mushroom - a person that has a lot of luck

Scherzkeks - joke biscuit - hoaxer

Fernweh - far away-ache - the desire to go somewhere far away

Gänseblümchen - goose floret - daisy

Flachwichser - flat wanker - a heavy insult

Flugzeug - fly thing - airplane

Wasserschildkröte - water shield toad - turtle

Ich fress einen Besen! - I will devour a broom! - exclamation of incredulousness

Vollpfosten - full pole - a heavy insult

Handschuhschneeballwerfer - glove snowball thrower - basically an anon troll

Flachzange - flat pliers - a heavy insult

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"I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse" - Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor. How about you guys?

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This billboard was removed as some claimed it depicted something...different. Any guesses?

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We just hit 200K subs you crazy guys! Thank you so much for your support; I never thought my German-accent-ridden babbling would reach that many people. You guys are awesome! On to the next chapter!

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Why are there images in ancient Egyptian art that resemble "spaceships"?

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What video topic would you like to see? I'll make the most liked comments!

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