Hoove (the vacuum): HENRY IS AND FOREVER WILL BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITES HE’S SO SWEET AND SO BEAUTIFUL AND AUGH I JUST LOVE HIM. AND IM SORRY WHOOO HOWWWW ZENO ROBINSON IS THE PERFECT VA. I LOVE HENRY, HENRY HOOVE MY BELOVED.
Tyrell (the towel): I LOVE TYRELL SO MUCH BRO YES YOU CAN BE MY BEACH TOWEL PLEASE BE MY BEACH TOWEL PLEAAASEEEEEE I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME TO THE BEACH. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BRO AND HIS LITTLE TOWEL BUDDY BROOOOOOOOO.
Abel (the table): Abel… Abel is simply not my type IM SORRY IM SORRY HIT ME HIT ME IM SORRY
Amir (mirror): I think- Amir is nice, he’s nice it’s it’s the moustache that throws me off. he’s also like.. like TOOOO nice. idk he’s just- he’s just not one of my favourites anymore.
Telly (TV): Telly is soooo cool, not my type, but he’s really cool bro. I love his hairrrr!!
Mateo (blanket): MATEO IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER BRO HE WASN’T REALLY MY TYPE BUT I’VE CHANGED MY MIND BRO I LOVEEEE HIMMMMMM
Volt & Eddie (breaker box): i don’t like Volt. Im sorry, but I just don’t, he’s- he’s too much IM SORRRYYYYYYY IM SORRRYYYYY!!!!!!!! but… but… Eddie?… 🤭🤭 he’s cute he’s cute i like him I really like him.
xxXShadowL0rd420Xxx: i don’t- i don’t- how are you guys attracted to him.
Doug (existential dread): DOUG CAN BURN AND DIE I HATE DOUG I HATE DOUG SOMEBODY KILL HIM.
Daisuke (dishwear): I changed my mind he’s not basic he is not basic. It’s not cause he’s Japanese, it’s not cause he’s very pretty even though he is, IT’S THE PERSONALITY AAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE DAISUKE I WILL GLADLY WRITE POEMS WITH YOUUUUUUU
Tony (toolbox): I don’t know how people even like Tony he’s literally awful not even handsome bro. He’s like actually- ew. No
Cabrizzio (cabinets): HE’S LITERALLY JUST ITALIAN AND FLIRTY BUT HE LOOKS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE TONY THEY’RE BASIC THEY’RE BASIIIIIICCCCC
Jean Loo (the toilet): fight me i love Jean Loo i love Jean Loo so much bro I changed my mind I love him bro. I will accumulate as many spec points as you need me to Jean Loo I will crap with you (cool-rapping. I know. It’s stupid)
Parker (board games): I don’t- he’s- what is wrong with you guys. he’s- no- he’s CREEPY. HE CREEPS ME OUT WHY DOES HE BITE HIS LIP LIKE THAT IM SORRY
Chase (D20): I LOVE CHASE SO MUCH BRO I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN MY LOVE FOR CHASE GNG HE’S SO SWEET AND NERDY AND AAAAAAAAAA
Teddy (teddy bear): very sweet. Not my type, but he’s very sweet.
Mitchell Linn (food): i don’t- i hate him. I truly hate him. Not only is he INCREDIBLY ANNOYING but his style is simply awful i hate him I HATE THAT MAN.
Dishy (dishwasher): no. no. What- why- huh- how.
Washford (washing machine): listen i don’t like him myself im not interested in Washford i just want him to GET BACK WITH DRYSDALE.
Drysdale (Dryer): now, unlike his ex-husband, I am slightly interested in Drysdale, he’s cool, and very desperate. And yet, I just want him to GET BACK WITH WASHFORD.
Dorian (door): no. Im sorry. But no. Not even trap Dorian i don’t care if he has tattoos i don’t care if he has muscles no.
the trophies: no. I don’t remember his name and I don’t want to.
Dunk (sportswear): he’s nice, just not my type.
Hector (AC): THIS MAN HAS MY HEART 🥹🥹🥹 I LOVE HECTOR SO MUCH YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND, I DONT CARE IF HE LOOKS LIKE BRUNO FROM ENCANTO, HE DOESN’T (he does) HE’S SHY AND HE YEARNS. HECTOR HAS MY HEART.
Artt (art): nnnnnnnnnooooooo…. Im sorry. But no.
Dirk (dirty laundry): listen you’d probably assume I like him considering my recurring obsession with tall men with black hair, but no, if harper thinks he’s a cheater, he’s a cheater.
Keith (key): no, just no.
Vaughn (rat trap): NO.
The Hanks: no. I’m sorry, but no.
Bodhi (80’s time capsule): YES YES YES PLEAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASEE I LOVE BODHI BODHI PREACH AAAAAAAAAAAAA
the rest are coming next 😔😔
Edit; see, Cam is so awful I forgot about him except I am growing to like Cam (trash can)
I swear to the fucking gods I spent the whole day yesterday, not even exaggerating, the whole fucking day organising my beads and my mum grabbed one of the boxes from the goddamn dividers and she mixed it all im actually gonna cry im so pissed.
@3ditedbyK I barely use gacha anymore but I got bored and I think she turned out pretty damn cute I totally didn’t forget her tail and I js realised haha
CAN YOU GET WASHFORD AND DRYSDALE TOGETHER IN DATE EVERYTHING IM GONNA SCREAM. IM GONNA SCREAM IS THERE NOT A UNIVERSE IN WHICH WASHFORD AND DRYSDALE CAN GET BACK TOGETHER?!?!
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@erinnn.cc..ৎ youtube.com/shorts/QU7NRuywgM...
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• Telemachus •
THERE IS NO WAY SCOTT KRESS RENTED JAKE WEBBER IM CAAACCKKLINGGGGG FIRE COLLAB BRO
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• Telemachus •
DATE EVERYTHING TOPS AGAIN
Let’s start with the men shall we.
Hoove (the vacuum): HENRY IS AND FOREVER WILL BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITES HE’S SO SWEET AND SO BEAUTIFUL AND AUGH I JUST LOVE HIM. AND IM SORRY WHOOO HOWWWW ZENO ROBINSON IS THE PERFECT VA. I LOVE HENRY, HENRY HOOVE MY BELOVED.
Tyrell (the towel): I LOVE TYRELL SO MUCH BRO YES YOU CAN BE MY BEACH TOWEL PLEASE BE MY BEACH TOWEL PLEAAASEEEEEE I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME TO THE BEACH. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BRO AND HIS LITTLE TOWEL BUDDY BROOOOOOOOO.
Abel (the table): Abel… Abel is simply not my type IM SORRY IM SORRY HIT ME HIT ME IM SORRY
Amir (mirror): I think- Amir is nice, he’s nice it’s
it’s the moustache that throws me off. he’s also like.. like TOOOO nice. idk he’s just- he’s just not one of my favourites anymore.
Telly (TV): Telly is soooo cool, not my type, but he’s really cool bro. I love his hairrrr!!
Mateo (blanket): MATEO IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER BRO HE WASN’T REALLY MY TYPE BUT I’VE CHANGED MY MIND BRO I LOVEEEE HIMMMMMM
Volt & Eddie (breaker box): i don’t like Volt. Im sorry, but I just don’t, he’s- he’s too much IM SORRRYYYYYYY IM SORRRYYYYY!!!!!!!! but… but… Eddie?… 🤭🤭 he’s cute he’s cute i like him I really like him.
xxXShadowL0rd420Xxx: i don’t- i don’t- how are you guys attracted to him.
Doug (existential dread): DOUG CAN BURN AND DIE I HATE DOUG I HATE DOUG SOMEBODY KILL HIM.
Daisuke (dishwear): I changed my mind he’s not basic he is not basic. It’s not cause he’s Japanese, it’s not cause he’s very pretty even though he is, IT’S THE PERSONALITY AAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE DAISUKE I WILL GLADLY WRITE POEMS WITH YOUUUUUUU
Tony (toolbox): I don’t know how people even like Tony he’s literally awful not even handsome bro. He’s like actually- ew. No
Cabrizzio (cabinets): HE’S LITERALLY JUST ITALIAN AND FLIRTY BUT HE LOOKS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE TONY THEY’RE BASIC THEY’RE BASIIIIIICCCCC
Jean Loo (the toilet): fight me i love Jean Loo i love Jean Loo so much bro I changed my mind I love him bro. I will accumulate as many spec points as you need me to Jean Loo I will crap with you (cool-rapping. I know. It’s stupid)
Parker (board games): I don’t- he’s- what is wrong with you guys. he’s- no- he’s CREEPY. HE CREEPS ME OUT WHY DOES HE BITE HIS LIP LIKE THAT IM SORRY
Chase (D20): I LOVE CHASE SO MUCH BRO I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN MY LOVE FOR CHASE GNG HE’S SO SWEET AND NERDY AND AAAAAAAAAA
Teddy (teddy bear): very sweet. Not my type, but he’s very sweet.
Mitchell Linn (food): i don’t- i hate him. I truly hate him. Not only is he INCREDIBLY ANNOYING but his style is simply awful i hate him I HATE THAT MAN.
Dishy (dishwasher): no. no. What- why- huh- how.
Washford (washing machine): listen i don’t like him myself im not interested in Washford i just want him to GET BACK WITH DRYSDALE.
Drysdale (Dryer): now, unlike his ex-husband, I am slightly interested in Drysdale, he’s cool, and very desperate. And yet, I just want him to GET BACK WITH WASHFORD.
Dorian (door): no. Im sorry. But no. Not even trap Dorian i don’t care if he has tattoos i don’t care if he has muscles no.
the trophies: no. I don’t remember his name and I don’t want to.
Dunk (sportswear): he’s nice, just not my type.
Hector (AC): THIS MAN HAS MY HEART 🥹🥹🥹 I LOVE HECTOR SO MUCH YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND, I DONT CARE IF HE LOOKS LIKE BRUNO FROM ENCANTO, HE DOESN’T (he does) HE’S SHY AND HE YEARNS. HECTOR HAS MY HEART.
Artt (art): nnnnnnnnnooooooo…. Im sorry. But no.
Dirk (dirty laundry): listen you’d probably assume I like him considering my recurring obsession with tall men with black hair, but no, if harper thinks he’s a cheater, he’s a cheater.
Keith (key): no, just no.
Vaughn (rat trap): NO.
The Hanks: no. I’m sorry, but no.
Bodhi (80’s time capsule): YES YES YES PLEAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASEE I LOVE BODHI BODHI PREACH AAAAAAAAAAAAA
the rest are coming next 😔😔
Edit; see, Cam is so awful I forgot about him
except
I am growing to like Cam (trash can)
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I swear to the fucking gods I spent the whole day yesterday, not even exaggerating, the whole fucking day organising my beads and my mum grabbed one of the boxes from the goddamn dividers and she mixed it all im actually gonna cry im so pissed.
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• Telemachus •
@3ditedbyK I barely use gacha anymore but I got bored and I think she turned out pretty damn cute
I totally didn’t forget her tail and I js realised haha
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• Telemachus •
“It feels so weird to call Jax she/her, it feels so unnatural” THEN DON’T! GOOSE SAID YOU CAN USE ANY PRONOUNS! DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
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@erinnn.cc..ৎ new salbr content dropped
youtube.com/shorts/CAg35E1cQF...
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CAN YOU GET WASHFORD AND DRYSDALE TOGETHER IN DATE EVERYTHING IM GONNA SCREAM. IM GONNA SCREAM IS THERE NOT A UNIVERSE IN WHICH WASHFORD AND DRYSDALE CAN GET BACK TOGETHER?!?!
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• Telemachus •
@seaweed_brainless I NEED YOUR OPINION CAUSE YOU’RE BRUTALLY HONEST
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