When you make your coffee with a Keurig

When the police say I'm wanted for helping thousands build recurring revenue

When Netflix films a documentary about someone watching the person watching the documentary

When you wonder why the remote worker is online but never replies

What I imagine happens at work when I take a day off

Minute 48 of my 15-minute break and a call with the boss and HR pops up

When you drop a risky meme in Slack and HR likes it

Coworker: someone ate all the cookies. Me with my ninth in my sleeve

Me nodding silently in a meeting so we can wrap up and I can eat

Trying to watch reels but work keeps distracting you

When you gave 100% at work but it's only 9:42am

Coworker: you've got a spark after the weekend. Me: those are tears

Remote workers when there's a team call at 11am

Coworker: there's cupcakes in the break room. Me: *sprints*

Finding out your work bestie laughed with someone else while you were OOO

Me comforting the coworker who covered my busiest shift

How often are you in a Zoom that could've been an email

When you share your screen and the other monitor had Netflix open

HR: you must be so refreshed. Me: [internal scream]

Us in a serious meeting wondering how they got this giant table through the door

Driving to the office to do what I could've done from my couch

When you're in the corporate world but working with gen z

When everyone praises you for solving a problem you caused

POV: your yapping partner called in sick

When your coworker says see you tomorrow but you already planned to call in

You should really stop recording silly trends

How bro moves after I explained what recurring revenue means

When you're working with the coworker who takes all the mugs

POV: my brain when I realize I could be making money in my sleep

When you just finished recording another banger video

Driving to my 9 to 5 while someone makes my yearly salary off one webinar

How quickly we lock in when the boss walks by

When you wake up at 6am then remember you don't get paid by the hour

Me in a serious meeting wondering how they got this table through the door

POV: you check your email after a one week vacation

The perfect work duo

How I move once I make AI work for me instead of taking my job

My best impression of someone doom scrolling

That one coworker who heard about SPCX and is now after the company card

Me convincing my boss to hand over the company card the second SPCX dropped

Future me watching past me commute instead of getting paid in my sleep

Cover your coworker's tasks while they're on leave

When the 'friendly reminder' email to the whole team is obviously about me

Do you think I'm more of a sunrise or a sunset?

Boss: why are you late again? Me: consistency is the key

When the marketing guy is having a bad day and the whole office knows

Old password cannot be the new password (it was right and I hate it)

Trying to act nonchalant when someone brings cookies to work