Hello, I am relocated in New Hampshire after leaving a formerly patient landlord but have been taking 40+ deliveries a week and finally have a place to stay.
Herbie was a character I invented to mess with scammers by email. I also spent about 220 hours perfecting a little chatbot that captured his goofy personality.
Thank you for visiting and please feel free to subscribe.
P.S. The pets I’ve started to live with have become the stars, and that’s totally cool.
P.P.S. Tremendous thanks to the following people:
my wife Abigail, always and forever
my family
my friends Chris, Mark, godson Jon and Stephanie for the kind welcome back
my customers
my classmates
creative influences
and others… you know who you are or at least deserve to
P.S. I’m sorry that I have to do this, but I don’t think my car is going to hold up much longer as is and I’m just about out of options. This is the only place I’m going to mention it. Thanks. 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
Herbie Simplecks Jr.
tire is going flat, chickening out and checking for any driveway trash that may have gotten in my tires.
I bought a dollar store tire gauge and I cannot believe that the valve has no thread to connect into the body of the gauge. I mean, please find another way to be cheesy than that for a buck 25. You can absolutely find some other low-grade annoying drawback that won’t affect reading the tire pressure itself. go on, make it smell like ham or melt above 100°. If you’re creative enough to shaft me in that fashion, you can find another way that will let me actually use the device more than four times.
I’m sorry, but if somebody like you can get away with making an otherwise pristine tire gauge, i’m not worried about you invading a small high-tech country without your jets crapping out in some hilarious fashion.
#cheapcrap
4 months ago | [YT] | 2
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Herbie Simplecks Jr.
No longer homeless… yes, the place is a complete mess, but you know what, there’s actual love there. Contrast that with a truly miserable Florida McMansion and my living situation is far more sincere.
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https://youtu.be/cTxIyho_p1Q?si=U68Df... this is the SOB that basically invited me to come down to Florida to bankroll him, six dogs, and a shiftless stoner while he went to four food pantries a week, terrorizing me to the point I had a heart episode, letting repairs go, and much much worse including asking where I would like to put the rent. How about in your hand, freak?
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I hate to actually (gasp) support myself with income especially while homeless…
but these are 30 Herbie mini-stories. I will be reading them soon on here.
Hope you are well.
herbiesimplecksjr.gumroad.com/l/season1
8 months ago | [YT] | 0
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TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE. SO I DREW A SMILEY FACE ON IT AND CALLED IT TUESDAY.
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It just galls me that some of the most beautiful singing I’ve ever heard is largely going unnoticed years later. If you like this, please do share it. The world needs to hear about Leandrul.
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YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS NEXT MAYO VID LOOOOOOL ONE MOMENT… (ACTUALLY SCHEDULED IT FOR 8 AM EST(?) JUST SAID I PUBLISHED? (MAYBE, NEED SLEEP)
HOW ARE YOU?!? 😁
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Hey #SiralimUltimate fans! It is the end of a very busy day, and I was never so happy to save and quit and see this final screen.
All this time I have been puzzling for my Sorcerachnolisk build:
- What is more important, additional attacking and spellcasting each time thanks to Valor Chimera and a re-fused Siren Pacifier? or keeping 5 debuffs per Curse of the Swarm cast, and keeping the chance to get Snared on enemies higher?
- If I get the extra Final Excretion, I will lose the Siren’s Life class. Should I just fuse the Siren with a Life creature?
So I thought this one out loud, and was gradually able to puzzle together a solution, while also making use of Zonte’s neglected once-per-turn Ritual of Summoning.
The whole thing is basically one big blooper reel of a very tired guy trying to think out some Siralim strategy. I do get my focus in the end though, and will have a demonstration run after I post that shortly.
Aaah! Still need to make an artifact 😂🤣😅
And… oh, duh…
Casting 2x for 5 debuffs each tims < casting 3x for 4 🤯😅🤪🥽
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@leandrul is just awesome. She sounds like an angel despite singing her way through hell.
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