Matthew Thomas Gillespie

✏️ LEAKED: THE RESISTANCE STARTS ON THE DRAWING BOARD:

I wanted to officially introduce you to the newest members of the animal ensemble in the order they were conceived.

DOVE POPE: Exhausted, bewildered, and currently staring at a rotary phone like it’s a live grenade. Notice the "Panic" red button—he’s just one ring away from another "no thank you" to Trump's grand plan. 🕊️🇻🇦

CONSPIRACY CARL (The Raccoon): Always watching. Always recording. Carl’s tinfoil hat is specifically tuned to block out the "Fabrication Unit" signals. If there’s proof of a deepfake, he’s got it on his phone. 🦝📱

SGT. SLAPPY (The Beaver): Our sovereignty-obsessed bureaucrat in Red Serge. He’s got the big flat tail, the buck teeth, and enough paperwork to block a US tank. Currently holding the line at the "Reality Check" border post. 🦫🛡️

DENNIS (The Opossum): Our NATO-adjacent diplomat. Dennis is famous for his "Strategic Faint." In the wild, Opossums play dead as an involuntary stress response. For Dennis, it’s a political masterclass. When the White House calls with an ultimatum, Dennis just hits the floor until the crisis blows over. ☕️💤

STANLEY (The Moose): Perpetually confused in his home Leafs jersey. Stanley is the heart of the "Not Our War, Eh" movement, mostly because he’s still trying to figure out where the Strait of Hormuz actually is. 🫎🏒

👇 QUIZ: Which character represents your current vibe? Are you a "Dead Tired" Dennis or a "Sovereignty-Focused" Slappy? Which character do you want to see more of in future videos?

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1 month ago | [YT] | 49

Matthew Thomas Gillespie

🚨 BREAKING: CANADIAN AIRSPACE UNDER SIEGE!

⏰ PREMIERES TOMORROW
Sunday, February 8th • 9:00 AM EST

WELCOME TO YOUR MANDATORY ONBOARDING

📋 The Situation Briefing:
The Gulfstream Gambit: President Trump threatened a 50% tariff on all Canadian aircraft and the "decertification" of Bombardier jets after claiming Canada "wrongfully, illegally" blocked U.S. Gulfstream G500, G600, G700, and G800 jets from certification.

The Real Story: The dispute centers on fuel icing system testing requirements - the FAA gave Gulfstream time-limited exemptions until end of 2026, but Transport Canada requires full testing completion. Trump claims Canada is "prohibiting" Gulfstream sales.

The Nuclear Option: Trump previously threatened a 100% general tariff on ALL Canadian goods if Ottawa moves forward with its recent trade deal with China (which reduced EV tariffs in exchange for lower taxes on Canadian canola and agricultural products).

Arctic Ambitions: Trump's National Security Strategy explicitly aims to "establish or expand access in strategically important locations" and "control key transit routes." The Northwest Passage—which Canada claims as internal waters but the U.S. considers an international strait—is squarely in the crosshairs.

Defense Failure: Due to a massive Rogers outage, national defense orders are delayed by 4 business days, leaving our skies vulnerable.

🎬 [ MEET YOUR CREW ➡️ IN PREPARATION FOR TAKE-OFF ]

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3 months ago | [YT] | 90

Matthew Thomas Gillespie

Headline: CLASSIFIED: Operation Hans Off! Log Update

New evidence has come to light regarding the latest mission. I've processed the surveillance frames and the truth is out there... or at least, it’s hovering right behind the whale and icebergs. Did anyone catch it?

I'm heading into uncharted territory for the next cartoon. Are you ready for some other-worldly help?

Keep your eyes on the skies (and the clay). More updates coming soon!

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4 months ago | [YT] | 55

Matthew Thomas Gillespie

Headline: 🚨 CLASSIFIED FOOTAGE: The Greenland Invasion 🚨

I found the "Lost Chapter" of Operation: HANS OFF! and it changes everything.

While the Beavers were holding the line at Hans Island, Trump was making a move on Greenland. First he tried to buy them off. Then... he threatened to INVADE!

He thought he could bully the North. He didn't know we have a biological weapon that doesn't negotiate.

It is time to release the Cobra Chickens. 🦢☠️

Unleashed TONIGHT!

#CobraChicken #Greenland #Invasion #OperationHansOff

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4 months ago | [YT] | 152

Matthew Thomas Gillespie

Polite Mode: Officially OFF. 🚫🧤

YOU ASKED FOR THIS IN THE COMMENTS (FOR SOME REASON). 🫎☕

After months of you guys flooding the comments with "Merch when?", I finally gave in. The Nasty Canadians Shop is officially open.

And yes, to the person who asked if they can drink their morning double-double from a mug that literally says "NASTY" on it... now you can. It’s perfect for letting your co-workers know exactly what kind of vibe you're bringing to the Zoom call.

🎁 Apology Gift: Use code NASTY15 for 15% OFF. It’s the most polite way I can say "Thanks for the support."

More products to be released weekly.

🔗 Get Nasty Here: nastycanadians.store/

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4 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 116

Matthew Thomas Gillespie

Here are a few pieces of concept art that led to Operation: HANS OFF! My vision of "Cobra Chicken" lol.

This is my way of processing the negative "noise" and turning mixed emotions into something tangible. For me, art isn't just about the final product. It's about the hours spent blocking out the negativity and building something a bit more hopeful (and a lot more musical). Thank you for being part of this crazy journey. It means the world to share this outlet with you all! xo

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4 months ago | [YT] | 178

Matthew Thomas Gillespie

Headline: 🚨 TOP SECRET BRIEFING: OPERATION HANS OFF!

The Beaver Army is officially out of the hangar and on the move. The elite squad has received a distress signal from Greenland.

The "Orange Man" is eyeing the ice, but he didn't count on the ultimate alliance: Canada, France, and Denmark. We’re swapping the schnapps for maple syrup and drawing a line in the snow.

DEPLOYMENT BEGINS: TONIGHT Stay tuned to the channel for the full tactical video. This is one 80s pop-rock defense you won't want to miss! 🦫🍁🇩🇰🇫🇷

#OperationHansOff #Canada #Greenland #WhiskeyWar

5 months ago | [YT] | 286

Matthew Thomas Gillespie

The Beaver Army is officially recruiting! 🇨🇦🦫 Which part of the defense are you joining? Vote below to claim your rank! 🇨🇦

5 months ago | [YT] | 56

Matthew Thomas Gillespie

"The Resistance starts today. 🦫 No more Mr. Nice Guy. #OperationSorryEh #Protest"

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5 months ago | [YT] | 102