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Alex Schubert

So, uh, my Worst Free Agents video will be coming tomorrow for Myles Garrett to the Rams-related reasons. That is all.

2 days ago | [YT] | 9

Alex Schubert

Hey gang of people! I haven't forgotten about you all.

I am in the home stretch of writing a video about every NFL team's worst free agent signing! So far, I have written 14.5 pages for this video, including two players who took up an entire page on their own (hellooooo Albert Haynesworth), and I have about six players left to write for. This will more than likely be an all-weekend project and my longest video to date, but I really can't wait to get this video out on either Sunday or Monday!

Once I finish this video (which will be a doozy), I will be getting to a viewer suggested video of players in prove it years, in addition to 2026 season preview content! Let's keep the ball rolling.

Also, for Cincy folks - I plan on being at the Tom Grossi 30 For 30 fan event on June 15th! Come say hello if you see me there.

5 days ago | [YT] | 17

Alex Schubert

Schubescribers! My newest video dropped last night and is up. With absolute peak offseason going on, I have a few evergreen topical videos in the works, but I wanted to hear from you all!

I am open to taking video idea suggestions to get us all through the offseason. Various things like list stuff, previews, anything you'd like your silly eyeballs to watch! Submit your topic ideas below (or I SWEAR ON EVERYTHING I'm throwing rocks at trees) (but not actually)

1 week ago | [YT] | 7

Alex Schubert

Hi friends of the YouTube! I apologize for the delay with my newest long form where I review the NFL draft (NOT doing grades. Screw that. Those don't matter.) It will be up tomorrow afternoon at the absolute latest! It is in the final stages of editing, and I'm excited for you all to see how it turns out

After that, we're going to do some random deep dives to get us through the hellishly slow part of the offseason. Stay tuned for video stuffs! I appreciate all of you.

1 month ago (edited) | [YT] | 15

Alex Schubert

Yo my dudes! We are 20 subscribers away from 1,000 and numbers have been really, really fkn good of late. I've enjoyed talking ball and getting video numbers way, WAY up. The work is starting to pay off and the kind words have meant a lot.

Over 100 of you joined this channel since I posted my last video (kinda sick tbh) and I'm excited to keep it all going. Can we reach 1,000 by the end of the week? Let's make some magic happen and get through this offseason the best we can.

First round mock draft video out on Monday! Y'all are wonderful.

1 month ago | [YT] | 12

Alex Schubert

Good morning, internet community!

I have finished writing and filming my next video: Every NFL Team's Worst Trade! It will be out either today or tomorrow, depending on when I can get it done. I have been dealing with an audio issue in the editing software (yucky) and the American health care system (even more yucky), but we're all doing our best here.

This will also be my longest video to date, as it will be approximately 44 minutes long. I'm excited to get this one out to the world! I'm also grateful for all the new subscribers I've had of late. Y'all really know how to make a gal feel special!

Regarding the video - I only included ONE draft trade-up. I tried to make this video about trades for primarily active players. See if you can guess which team's trade was the trade-up in the comments! The answer will be revealed soon enough.

1 month ago | [YT] | 8

Alex Schubert

Good afternoon Schubescribers! Free agency is this Monday, and I will be streaming this Monday from 12pm to 6pm. I'll be covering all the free agency chaos that takes place, and I will be providing live updates as they happen and giving my best (that I can) live reactions.

The stream is linked in the comments. We would love to have you join us on Monday!

2 months ago | [YT] | 6

Alex Schubert

Hey everyone! I have finished my research on my yearly long form Pathetic Stats video (one bad stat for every team), and I am finishing up writing the script. Once I crank all that out, film it, edit it, and make a bomb ass Thumbnail, I will be putting it up, ideally by tomorrow!

Also, I just applied to be monetized on Sunday. I am merely waiting for the response from daddy YouTube, but things are looking up. If you have followed me from the very beginning, I give you a warm and genuine thank you! I look forward to this next chapter. You're all fantastic!

3 months ago | [YT] | 3

Alex Schubert

Hey everyone!

I am a mere FOUR subscribers away from being able to apply for monetization of this channel. My latest long form video helped me shatter the 3,000 watch hours threshold needed, and we are so close to being able to take that next step!

I have a long form video dropping early next week where I will be giving one pathetic statistic for every NFL team in 2025. It's a fun deep dive where no team will leave unscathed. I'm excited to bring it to the masses. The shorts will decline as NFL news slows down, but offseason deep dive videos will only pick up.


Thank y'all so much for going on this journey with me! If you have not subscribed already, we would love to have you. I'm very excited for this next chapter, and it's only up from here!

3 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 5

Alex Schubert

Hey friends! I was deeply looking forward to streaming the Championship games today, but I am unfortunately sick in bed for the time being.

I will try and muster up enough strength to do the NFC title game (papa needs CLIPS) but for now my body is just not cooperating.

If you want to check out my most recent long form video, it is LIVE! In honor of Jarrett Stidham, I did a deep dive on injury replacement QBs who played in the NFL playoffs. Leave a comment and a like so it gets pushed out there!

You’re all fantastic.

4 months ago | [YT] | 4