The Absolute Ranker

I'll rank anything off!

Former Channel Name 'No Soy Rubio'

For regular updates follow me on Instagram @no_soy_rubio

To support the channel:
PayPal matthuge2003@yahoo.co.uk

I'm a one man band YouTube channel - planning, research, filming, editing, narration etc. Just a bloke with an insatiable appetite for exploration.

I went full-time on YouTube in May 2025 and operate on a shoestring budget. No fancy tech, no agenda, no fuss, unfiltered and transparent - keen to bring you the real world through my camera lens.


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ICYMI

Youtube doesn't seem to be notifying everyone when I post a video, so hopefully you'll see this! Latest video, revisiting the worst towns in Kent, and visiting a few new ones!

https://youtu.be/LJHy3XFw0co

4 days ago | [YT] | 46

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Evening all,

A couple of days ago I asked you what you wanted to see on this channel in future, and accidentally put it as a question rather than a poll πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ but so you can see the results, here they are in the pic...and it seems like you want a mix of everything, so that's what it'll be! πŸ₯³

In the coming weeks I'll be posting videos from the best and worst places in my home county of Kent, a random video relating to the upcoming Football World Cup, a video from a different continent (ie not Europe), a video (or two!) from a war-torn country, a little tour of Poland and a series of videos from London, before a load more UK videos and hopefully a trip over to Ireland as well. It's gonna be a big summer. Stay tuned! 🌞

1 week ago | [YT] | 37

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Alright people, it's been a slow start to 2026 on this channel, so I'm asking YOU to tell me what YOU would like to see more of!

1 week ago | [YT] | 30

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MARSEILLE πŸ‡«πŸ‡·

Easily the sketchiest European city I've been to

https://youtu.be/SNwPEZmtBm8

More coming from other Southern France cities in the coming weeks πŸ₯–

1 month ago | [YT] | 57

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Alright people, hope you had a bloody brilliant Easter!

***This is an awareness post!!!***

Now, if you're reading this, you're probably subscribed to my channel, which means you're highly intelligent and have extremely good taste, so this post won't apply to you.

However, just in case...

Youtube these days seems to be turning into an ever-expanding cesspit of AI-generated garbage. I'm sure you've all noticed this.

A clickbait title leading to videos with generic stock images, barely relevant footage, a narrator who pronounces everything wrong, and 'facts' riddled with mistakes.

I clicked on one the other day called 'best beaches in Kent', and the opening footage was a drone shot of Seven Sisters...in Sussex!

If you find yourself clicking on one of these videos, here's what you need to do:

- Do not engage with the video. Don't click like or even dislike, and definitely don't comment.
- Click off the video straight away.

This will bring the video down in the algorithm. Some of these 0% effort, 100% garbage videos have views in the millions. Why? Because of the comments section being filled with people saying 'you pronounce it Lestersheer not lesestershire' or 'Dudley's in the Midlands, not the Outer Hebrides', or 'that's a picture of Boston, Massachussetts, not Boston, Lincolnshire' etc.

Nobody is reading these comments. You're literally talking to a computer. But YouTube takes this as engagement. This helps boost the video in the algorithm and promotes it to more people. Who do the same damn thing.

And yes, this is bloody frustrating for me, who actually goes to places and uses my own footage, when I could be probably getting more views just letting ChatGPT do the 'work' πŸ˜‚

Anyway, that's the awareness post/rant over. Some pics below for the algorithm, from an upcoming video 🌞 Cheers!

1 month ago | [YT] | 111

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Alright guys, YouTube is being a bit weird and won't let me reply to your comments on the last post, just to let you know I read them and appreciate you πŸ™

I can post a post, I just can't reply πŸ˜† See ya soon πŸ‘‹πŸ«Ά

2 months ago | [YT] | 33

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Aloha Rankers! πŸ•ΊπŸ»

No daily video today, the Top 50 countdown has flopped! My views and watch time are at their lowest in ages and it looks like I'll be living off sardines and pot noodles next month! πŸ˜†

So, back to weekly Thursday videos. The next two will be finishing up the worst places in Britain series, and then I've got a load of stuff to be edited and posted!

These last couple of weeks especially I've been working hard getting some fresh content, in the UK and abroad, so stay tuned for lots of exciting stuff to come!

Some pics from the last few weeks so the algorithm does its thang...

2 months ago | [YT] | 72

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New and Very Sunny Hiking Video Across Two Continents Just Dropped! πŸ‘€πŸŒž

https://youtu.be/EAhXxSXctp4

2 months ago | [YT] | 41

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Evening Folks! πŸ‘‹

You might have had a notification for the latest video '50th Worst Place in Britain'! πŸ“Ή

This is the first of 50 videos in 50 days, but don't worry - each video is only about 2 minutes each.

I've had a few requests to do a final ranking of all places across Britain and there were three ways I could've done it;
- One really long video
- Two-Five medium-length videos
- Fifty short videos

The main reason I went for 50 short videos, posted daily, is because I know from my stats that so many people click on the videos and just skip to the end to see what was number 1. Well, you can't do that this time, you'll have to wait! muahhahahahahah *evil laugh*

Also, of course, this way I think more traffic will be driven to the channel which will help fund this channel for future endeavours.

On this channel there is;

*NO AI slop
*NO annoying sponsors in the middle of the videos
*NO Patreon nor Memberships nor other Paywalls
*NO constant begging to like, comment, share and subscribe
*I use all my own footage from places that I have taken myself (aside from the odd pic or gif which is always credited)

Before creating this YouTube channel I was a consumer of YouTube (especially in the pandemic) and I know how annoying the above things can be, that's why I want to keep it free of them as long as I can.

The only money I get is from ad revenue and from the very generous folk who have contributed to the channel over the years, THANK YOU, you know who you are πŸ™

Big THANK YOU to all of my subscribers and those that watch regularly, especially the long-arse 2-hour vlog I posted the other day 🫣

Ps. pics below for the algorithm. Fun fact: none of these places feature in the Top 50. Can you name them?

2 months ago | [YT] | 59

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ICYMI folks, I just posted my longest ever video! At almost 2 hours, I wouldn't blame you if you skipped it πŸ˜‚

But for those who enjoy the travel vlogs and the hiking videos, you might enjoy it. Travelling across the stunning South West of England, hiking in Somerset, Devon and Cornwall, eating questionable food and battling with bad weather and unreliable public transport, the video wraps up my six-month trip around Britain.

You can watch it here:

https://youtu.be/UXYfpvqE3fs

As for what's next, I've had lots of requests to rank off all of the worst places nationwide so will be doing that in a series of short videos. 50 videos in 50 days to be precise! Starting Sunday 22nd February!

Pic 1: Wet and very windy walk over to Land's End
Pic 2: St Michael's Mount, Cornwall
Pic 3: Clifton Suspension Bridge, Bristol
Pic 4: Hiking the South West Coastal Path on the Somerset/Devon border
Pic 5: Kitesurfer at Sandbanks, Dorset

2 months ago | [YT] | 83