Velv Rants
he/him

!! Hi, I am Velvette Rants.
Some rants are 13+
he/him (occasional changes)



Velv Rants

"how were you twelve in 2023 if you're 15?"

5 months ago | [YT] | 1

Velv Rants

dawg can someone let me back into 2025?

1 year ago | [YT] | 3

Velv Rants

POV: me after seeing the most smallest, demented, moldy, crusty, dusty, rusty, hairy, oily, veiny, round eggplant ever

2 years ago | [YT] | 0

Velv Rants

POV: me when my friends say something I don’t want them to say

2 years ago | [YT] | 1

Velv Rants

Yes

2 years ago | [YT] | 1

Velv Rants

I guess I might post this

3 years ago | [YT] | 1