!! Hi, I am Velvette Rants. Some rants are 13+ he/him (occasional changes)
Velv Rants
"how were you twelve in 2023 if you're 15?"
5 months ago | [YT] | 1
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dawg can someone let me back into 2025?
1 year ago | [YT] | 3
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POV: me after seeing the most smallest, demented, moldy, crusty, dusty, rusty, hairy, oily, veiny, round eggplant ever
2 years ago | [YT] | 0
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POV: me when my friends say something I don’t want them to say
2 years ago | [YT] | 1
Yes
I guess I might post this
3 years ago | [YT] | 1
Velv Rants
"how were you twelve in 2023 if you're 15?"
5 months ago | [YT] | 1
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Velv Rants
dawg can someone let me back into 2025?
1 year ago | [YT] | 3
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Velv Rants
POV: me after seeing the most smallest, demented, moldy, crusty, dusty, rusty, hairy, oily, veiny, round eggplant ever
2 years ago | [YT] | 0
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Velv Rants
POV: me when my friends say something I don’t want them to say
2 years ago | [YT] | 1
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Velv Rants
Yes
2 years ago | [YT] | 1
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Velv Rants
I guess I might post this
3 years ago | [YT] | 1
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