Chancellor Blastmite

Holla bros.

I know many of you are waiting patiently for the next video; I really appreciate you all hanging in there!

This is the most ambitious video I've ever made. It's essentially 3 videos wrapped up in 1, which is why it's taking so long.

I promise you it's being worked on everyday, and I'm getting closer and closer. Still can't give you an ETA but it's coming. I want to deliver the best for the best audience. Love you guys, and thank you again.

Chancellor Blastmite

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Launched a Patreon account today to keep the cogs turning! Donating is completely mandatory and should take priority over your own personal needs, your families, and your friends...

www.patreon.com/cw/ChancellorBlastmite

I am joking of course but hey, had to try it :)

Any contribution big or small is a huge help to the production of the video(s), and this is your chance for your name to be highlighted at the end credits of a video as my sincere thanks - (Including those that have already contributed via youtube members) thanks bros!

I know the videos take time, I will continue to up the quality and deliver my best. The community is growing Phat with a capital P, and I hope to get more people involved with the fun as we grow <3

If you can't donate, no problem at all bros; all the likes/comments and shares you guys have been doing has been a massive support in itself!

Much love bros,

Blastmite

4 months ago | [YT] | 56

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We achieved 20,000 SUBSCRIBERS! Thank you!!! The picture below reflects how I'm feeling! HUGE love to you guys <3

4 months ago | [YT] | 120

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Hello amigos! Hope you had a fantastic Christmas and banging new years. This year was amazing for the channel and that's all thanks to your support. So a HUGE thank you from me. I'm working on a new video everyday - apologies it's taking a while. Should hopefully be worth it. Much love <3

5 months ago | [YT] | 65

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Tried multistreaming but there was some issues. Sorry bros <3 I'll try again soon!

9 months ago | [YT] | 44

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Hi guys, I know a few of you have been seeing me live stream! At the moment I'm testing multi streaming and it's not completely working yet so you may see me dip in and out. Hopefully I get it setup successfully across multiple platforms. I'm looking to live stream Bannerlord this evening (fingers crossed xD)

Also. A HUGE thank you to all the new subs and amazing comments. The positivity is radiant and making me hungry to work on more videos. They won't happen overnight but I'll be doing my best to ensure they're the most entertaining they can be <3

9 months ago | [YT] | 62

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**POLL TIME** - I realise the latest video is taking a long ass time. Apologies all, I am doing my utmost to deliver it to you. At the same time, I want to create quality; hence why it's taking so long! So in the meantime. I have a new poll, I would love to see what you would vote for in the comments, thank you! :)

*SCENARIO*

You are faced in a difficult situation. The battle you are fighting takes a terrible turn, as you witness your King and his guard completely surrounded by enemy knights. You stand too far to offer your sword, but close enough to watch the event unfurl. Fortunately for you, you are equipped with a crossbow. You have some options…

OPTION 1

Your sweaty hands slip clenching the trigger, accidently shooting yourself in the foot. You scream in agony.

A nearby comrade comes to assist your wound. You cannot convey the King’s peril because you wail and sob incomprehensibly. The comrade, oblivious to the death of the King happening beyond you, tends to your wounds.

The usurpers then reign over your country (and your offspring) for thousands of years; removing freedom of speech, introducing a one-party state system, social credit scores, and vaccine passports.

You are also demoted to latrine duty as no one trusts your dexterity with a crossbow but you survive.

OPTION 2

Your bolt is loaded. You close one eye to exact perfect precision against your target.

A page boy.

If you do not shoot, the Page Boy will be the one that delivers the killing blow against the King.

You release the bolt and it hits the Page Boy’s leg; preventing him from killing the King.

The Page Boy’s leg is amputated after the battle.

Incapacitated, he spends the rest of his days fondled by his creepy Uncle.

The King survives.

OPTION 3

The sun’s rays shine brightly upon allied reinforcements galloping to the aid of the King. The reinforcements will repel the enemy successfully; saving everyone. However, the Captain leading the reinforcements happens to be someone you despise.

The promotion you deserved. He snatched.

The woman you coveted. He ploughed.

You also caught him dipping his hand in the treasury and burning the funds on local tavern whores which were meant to feed your starving peasant mother.

As he rides his horse onward, he catches your eye, and winks at you arrogantly.

You shoot him in the face.

His troops panic and flee, leaving the King to die.

The Captain’s blood line ends that day, and you are hung for treason.

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**POLL TIME** - Still working on a big VID so here's another...

You’re galloping on horseback with a vengeful vigour, clutching your family’s prized sword passed down from generation to generation. Your incomprehensible berserk-like wail is drowned out by both the sound of dirt being uprooted by your horse’s hooves and your formidable medieval armour plates sliding energetically up and down. You pull on your horse’s saddle straps to halt the horse as you observe the bandits that raped your mother. A bloodlust overcomes your natural senses as you squeeze your stirrups into your horse’s side and charge them…

OPTION 1 – You lose balance. The horse flings you onto an enemy rustic pike. You get impaled through your asshole.

OPTION 2 – You notice your cod-piece is unfastened. Your penis flops from side to side which attracts a nearby eagle to intercept it. After the eagle viciously rips your penis from your body, the bandits laugh at you hysterically.

OPTION 3 – The bandits trip and kill your horse; it’s ass somehow lands on your head and shits in your mouth. You suffocate.

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**__POLL TIME__**

As there is no video this month (currently working on a BIG one). I have another POLL. Please answer truthfully. I read all responses with great joy.

**QUESTION TIME**

You are a soldier of war, blind folded, and lined up to be shot with 2 of your close comrades. A solitary tear trickles down the side of your face as the firing squad officer provides you with 3 options.

**Option 1** – The officer will spare your life, and 1 of your comrades. However, you will be shot in the dick. You are deported back to your country. As repayment for your service you are provided an erect prosthetic replacement with superb curvature that can please all women – should they get passed the issue that they vomit upon looking at it.

**Option 2 **– The officer will spare your life, but both your comrades have to die. Before the shooting occurs, the officer tape records their last words; a torturous and desperate scream for their mothers. Each and every year it will be your civic duty to play the recording to their mothers (and families), as a reminder for trading your life for theirs – in order to receive your state pension.

**Option 3** – All 3 of you are shot and die for your country. 3 heroic statues are erected in the capital city with your name chiselled on a bronze plaque. However - to add diversity - the local council change your statues ethnic representation to that of a random minority.

**Option 4 **– You offer the squad officer your life to save the other 2 comrades. It is accepted under the condition that you are slowly lowered into an acidic vat. When your 2 comrades return home, tales of your noble deed are heard over all radio channels. But they miss out the minor detail that your comrades double team the love of your life after your funeral procession.

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QUESTION TIME

You are the only alien on a spaceship of humans. Humans are the reason your race is near extinction. Several members on the ship were responsible. As time has gone by, you’re treated more and more as an unwanted “thing” than as a person.

Your ship encounters an anomaly - drastically increasing the human’s libido by 300% - however, it has no impact on your species. Do you…

OPTION 1 Join in on the orgy in the mess hall. Pretending the anomaly impacts you just as much. All past atrocities against you are forgiven and the crew see you in a more positive light. You now have a space STI.

OPTION 2 Exploit the captain and bang them for a promotion. It is the worst exchange of bodily fluids you ever had by a factor of 4. You now have sexual PTSD and a permanent voice stutter.

OPTION 3 Video record everyone and use the footage as leverage against them should the need arise in the future. You'll be to get what you want at times, but humans will dislike you even less.

OPTION 4 Vaporize the crew and hijack the ship. None defend themselves as they find dying a turn on. You begin your voyage home but there’s a 25% chance you’ll make it...

The poll options couldn't fit these long answers so let me know in the comments below! :)

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